I joined the army for no reason other than I didn’t know what the fuck to do with myself. Hell I could’ve had a free ride to college if I’d known what I wanted to do.
So it is from the perspective of experience that I will tell you, the quality of our military will plummet when absolutely no one gives a fuck about being there. There were gung ho motherfuckers who really wanted to be in the army and they were good soldiers. Then there were those of us who were just there to fuck off. You don’t want 100x as many of those. The military would just be absolute garbage.
I would hope there would be split in two groups just for this reason.
There’s always the good brigades and the cannon fodder.
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Didn’t he refuse to serve himself ?
You mean private bone spurs?
They always make everyone else compensate for their failures.
Yup fuck Trump
Stories like this reinforce my suspicion that the US deserves to be declining the way we are.
Can we do mandatory civil service instead
Like that would actually help people, building infrastructure, national parks, gaining skills and trades, maybe helping reduce obesity
For real. Could make it either. Give people buy in so they care aboutour country and communities. Be proud of our currently decrepit infrastructure.
And for the love of… country, do not allow religious exceptions.
Nope, that is not how a dictatorship works.
This is a great idea. How about this: After high school, you do 2 years of civil service. Then you go to college for free. After that, you do 2-4 more years of civil service, depending on how much school you do.
In the first 2 years, you grow up a bit, experience the real world, and earn a paycheck.
Next you go to college. Get a good liberal arts core and a major in your area of interest. Then spend a couple of years putting that learning to use and developing your skills.
Well thought out and makes a ton of sense. It would also instill empathetic patriotism where you love your country because you helped make it.
What are you, some kind of socialist? A true patriot is happy to die for the profits of oil companies!
Don’t forget the fruit companies!
*All companies
Privatized gains & Socialized losses baby!
I always said this is the answer for offering free education. Get a job after you’re done with school and then get a few years of real world experience. Then companies get people with training and experience right out the gate
Damn, that’s a good one I haven’t heard before.
Sure thing Private Negative 1st Class Orange, you and your “bone spurs” first."
Coming from a Draft Dodger and Convicted Felon, this is quite ironic. Neither would be allowed into military service in the US.
If you dodge the draft, you can’t join?
In theory it’s up to 5 year imprisonment and 250,000 for failing to show. Dodgers must have some way around such. (Also a felony charge, the kind he can pardon if president)
Dodging generally means disclosing a previous medical condition, or otherwise absconding from the draft. In either case, you would not be “fit to serve” as they call it.
Of course the draft dodger is the one forcing people to serve.
I would never kill anyone for a government, let alone one ran by Christian extremist.
You’ll be repairing drones.
Most people in the armed forces never even shoot in the direction of a person, let alone kill.
I would hope to see something like 6 months basic - armed forces plus health, basic education, fitness, key life skills like how to swim. 6 months trade learning basic engineering, electronics, first aid, computer skills, followed by 12 months in standby for manpower - disaster relief, infrastructure, yes also deployments.
*except for those with paid exemptions, I bet.
Time to buy stock in ozempic and metformin manufacturers I guess. IIRC the average enlistment age American needs something like 6-12wk of pre-bootcamp to be in shape enough to handle bootcamp, and the military is handing metformin out like candy.
Seriously. I finished OSUT for 11B school and half the company didn’t pass the tape test and that was in 2002. There’s no fucking way its not so much worse now.
Rishi Sunak: SNAP!
They plan on fully funding the orphan crushing machine too.
Fortunate Son Bone Spurs
The ONLY way I’d accept this is if it applied across the board to the rich and political elites. It won’t, so I’m definitely not going to vote for Trump.
Also women, I am glad the removed the selective service requirement for males to apply for FAFSA but equal rights means equal requirements for those rights.
I’d be !00% on board with including women in the draft. Fair is fair.
Personally - like I told the recruiter from Annapolis 30 years ago, “trust me when I say that you don’t want me anywhere near your military.” If I were drafted I think I could fail out of basic on my own lack of merit.
If there were other service options, I could happily do other work. For example: Math, science, or language tutoring for teens. I could have helped out a kid who actually wanted to get into Annapolis but didn’t have strong enough academics.
Equal rights equal fights
