Edit:

The poll stopped me in my tracks but it’s actually even worse.

It should not take this long to get to imdb

Edit2: didn’t even realize it thinks I’ll “love it” based on things I look up. I don’t think I’d like it.

Edit³: IMDb was the example I used without thinking. I’m aware that there’s a link to it in the top card. It’s the other web results that I don’t already know about that I’d like to see. I now know there’s a hidden “web” tab. There’s also https://www.google.com/search?udm=14&q=example` but it’s still mildly infuriating that you have to know about these things to get the basic results we expected for years.

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    Are those the Results of the Search of the Rise of the Return of the Planet of the Apes?

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      all of us ‘you cant keep relying on corporations, they will betray you, every single corporate product you consume is basically the one ring’ open source nerds get to say the MOST satisfying “I told you so”'s. nobody cares, of course, you’ll all keep using this shit, but it feels SO good.

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        open source nerds need to keep their fucking mouths shut until they deliver a end-user grade linux distro.

        It’s been 25 fuckdamn years already…

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          I mean, we do, and there are different philosophies of computing that have different effects on users, and the philosophy that users should be infantilized and USED instead of grown and nurtured as peddled by shit heads like steve jobs is exemplified by all the enshittification currently dominating every single thing you’ve bought in the last decade that had so much as an RFID chip in it.

          but also, it would be great if windows would deliver an end user grade windows distro. i miss those.

          the point is, these corporate products are not usable, they are not stable, and they are not a good long term decision. any business that uses these is unbelievably stupid and deserves to get crowdstruck. the fact that the instability is political and your shit can just be bricked remotely on zero notice rather than due to being difficult to configure is not a point in their favor.

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              yes, im a linux cultist who was really sad when windows 7 stopped getting updates.

              instability is instability. you don’t make a factory in a politically unstable place, and you don’t use a product from a for-profit company that is prone to enshittification and could remotely brick it at any point without warning. risks are risks.

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      As a side point: IMDB’s page is even more obtuse and unnavigable than it was 5 years ago. Literally no hotbar…

      Every front end design dev that graduated in the last decade is brain damaged

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        That’s Amazon’s way of working. They push the content that they want you to use over what you want to use.

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          This seems so fuckdamn back asswards to me. I mean the website experience is 80% of the service. Why alienate visitors for the CHANCE to upsell them when failure means they stop using the service?

          I mean let’s consider the opposite: What if every time you opened the page, stuff you WANTED was there instead of stuff THEY want you to want? I guarantee that would drive sales and satisfaction better than the impulse buy chinese shit that breaks in 3 uses.

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        It’s not the individual contributors writing the website that are making these decisions, it’s people in $1000 suits, sitting on the 44th floor of a Manhattan skyrise asking “how do we make red line go up?”.

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          There were at least a group of people overseeing the redesign, and none of them thought that making the site harder to navigate would turn off visitors, all they saw was the opportunity to advertise even harder.

          MBAs are ruining literally everything and it’s getting to the point where they need to be dragged out into the streets.

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      I remember a time where you could get multiple search results without scrolling

      So one doesn’t count.

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        Yes, but their edit says that it shouldn’t take so long to get to IMDB which is what I was commenting on.

        The fact that there is only one result is awful.

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    I switched to DuckDuckGo on all my devices and I get shocked that people can’t find anything when they search.

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    I havent used google as my search engine for a year now, I use duckduckgo instead, and it has been very few times where I have longed for (old) google.

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    This is why I use a search proxy. Still get Google results but with all the crap stripped away. Plus I can write custom search options so if I go ! imdb rise of the planet of the apes it will do the search and just take me to the first result

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    Damn. I switched to DDG like well over a year ago and thought I was just kind of putting up with it for the sake of privacy. Turns out I didn’t know how good I have it

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      Exactly. I’ve been using DDG for years now and when I have to use Google search for whatever reason, I am quickly reminded how crap ggl is.

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        I just wish DDG would finally kill their Apple Maps. Over here they’re so incredibly unusable it’s just not funny any more. I’ll take here maps before that POS.

        It’s so bad that on desktop, you can’t even go and click on alternative elements on the map without explicitly changing your search terms to them. You see them, but they’re non-interactive. So the incredibly common case “I remember the name of the restaurant next to this place” (or something similar) cannot be done on DDG, on account of getting Apple money to include their maps.

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          Completely agree! I wish you could choose which map to use. I still use and love google maps.

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          Using a specialized tool for the task is the way to go, in my opinion. I use OpenStreetMaps when I need to look at the map. If I’m looking for some famous(ish) place, I look it up on Wikipedia and jump to OSM from there.

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      It shouldn’t take this long to get to imdb

      In case anyone here isn’t aware, you can directly search IMDB from DuckDuckGo by using the bang !imdb.

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      DDG is moving into the same direction. I had to use ublock to hide the news block that appears when I’m searching for a movie/show in order to avoid spoilers.

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        In fact this was one of the key features lauded about DDG in its early days, the “instant result”-boxes.

        Google kinda only went hard on them afterwards, probably seeing a good idea over at DDG because for the vast majority of people, they’re looking for answers and results, not specifically objects of type link-to-search-result. They don’t need a list of links, so long as the information they were after is reliably in those generated cards.

        See OP wanting an IMDB link, which is directly there as Google correctly assumed that’s a very very very common use case for googling the name of a movie.

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        Kagi has all these options as well but everything can be disabled in the settings.

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      I had the identical reaction. Thanks OP for posting this repellent screenshot. So glad I changed my defaults.

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      Those of you who “can’t live without google”

      Not something I have ever stated. And I actually did change the default Firefox search engine to DDG.

      Android is the bigger hurdle but maybe the USA can surprise me and help out with that.

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      I use DDG most of the time but it sometimes struggles searching and finding in German.

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      Man, I hate people like you, because I am constantly reminded of how I really need to get round to checking out Searx, but I never get round to it.

      (I am joking, because the only person who is putting pressure on me about this is me, and that’s because finding time to do this is something I want to do. Thank you for reminding me, even if I will keep procrastinating)

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        NGL, it’s a pain in the ass to get it done the first time.

        Docker -> Cloudflare is a lot of learning if you don’t already have the skillset.

        And it does have issues on locale based searches, when meta searches do geo lookups, you end up on partner nodes.

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    I know this won’t be the answer people want, but to be perfectly frank if I know I want the IMDb page for a movie, I put IMDb in the query. It will put the page you want right at the top, none of that extra shit, and it will even probably predict what you’re typing before you finish.

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    But this genuinely feels sensible?

    The generated abstract includes the commonly needed links - including the IMDB you want and Rotten Tomatoes that I frequently want - and the very first result after that is Wikipedia for when you need that.

    It’s like the best abstraction so you don’t have to wade through results, correctly understanding that if you search by just the title, you probably want information of through-links to common information/review sites.

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      They took it too far. A few cards can be convenient (though I feel bad for site runners) but the poll?