I want to implant Elon with 00 buck
Him first
Elon Musk wants to do a great many things he can go cram up his butt and twist hard.
I really don’t understand why anyone is giving that goofball a platform.
I do not get how this asshole gets approved for this when he can’t even make a car correctly.
nobody is giving him a platform so he had to spend $44b to buy one.
$$$$$$
He pays for it lol
This is 2024, you should know this.
then we circle jerk him in the comments, so we are also part of the circus
Deus Ex: Human Revolution was not a manual, Elon
And we won’t be the cool protagonist with sleek looking augs and doing parkour with Icarus either. We’ll be the ones hooked on neuropozyne hoping for our implants not going haywire at some point.
Godspeed to all the brain dead idiots who will sign up for this, and will become even more literally brain dead after getting the implant.
Make him the first
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Nah.
Don’t really like the guy but the implants are for people with disabilities that stop/hinder their ability to interact with the digital world, which is certainly fun and exciting for those who want that ability. It’s a shame Musk is the figurehead for many of these projects because his brand is dirt to anyone that isn’t neck deep in blockchain, AGI, culture war, and general scam content.
They’ve existed for decades but required a “helmet” like device.
There’s no people waiting for this who can’t use the existing and safe tech.
We were literally doing this with monkeys 50 years ago, and Musk killed all his monkey subjects because they couldn’t even do basic brain surgery in a sterilized lab
Now he wants to do it to humans.
In less than a day of training, both participants broke the record of all previous implants for a game which tests your ability to select items In a grid
Today, Nolan would probably beat you at that game even with you practicing for (edit quite) a bit.
Hate the man if you want but this isn’t the same tech that anyone can get and use that’s 50y old.
Are you trying to quote an article or something?
Or are you just really sure about what you’re saying …
Because you shouldnt be
Aye, GSF above has a fundamental ignorance (and I mean that in the neutral, descriptive way) of what the technology is doing. Not going to comment on Musk’s ability to run a company that performs these studies well of course but it’s in clinical trials and there are plenty of punitive regulations in that system to control what people do. Also not saying Musk won’t try to circumvent those like a impatient bozo though. 😂
And FYI, plenty of asshole scientists, CEOs, and inventors around discovering and making things that make the world what it is today. Musk’s just the one you’re hearing about right now.
Elon musk: is inventing brain chips
People: oh okay.
Elon musk: wants people to use them
People:
He should be an example and do it himself.
He should do the same with “flying to Mars” first.
Both at the same time
Yeah that’s not going to happen.
We can dream
Not if that brain chip malfunctions.
How would that be worse than the infant idiot we deal with now?
Stay away from sketchy chips, choom. They can fuck you up real good.
How crazy would it be tho if we found out he really was an early adopter, had one put it in a decade ago, and that’s why he’s so bat shit now?
Did kanye west get one too?
He absolutely will. Granted it’ll be after all the little kinks like meningitis, aluminum poisoning, spontaneous ignition, malicious hacking, eternal nightmare states, blindness, cancer, and cluster headaches are ironed out. 90% death rate, babyyy
Just like colonization of Mars. He can go first, with or without others
Are those compatible with my COVID vaccine Bill Gates microchip?
No thank you.
I bet the guy down the street wants to sell millions of hot dogs.
Gotta harvest massive amounts of training data somehow. Thats the way to stay ahead.
