Can’t they just ship in the snow from elsewhere?

But seriously I have considered this. The snow cannons are pretty poor, I assume it is partially because they are low but I haven’t had anyone confirm this? So can’t you have a really big one that pumps out snow from a great height and makes a pile of better snow. Then use a digger to transport that snow around the mountain?

How about we just shut those places down

I stockpile ice in my freezer year round.

This is not the future we were promised but the future we deserve.

This could go on ‘not the onion’.