Far-right commentator Laura Loomer is going on an anti-Republican tirade after reportedly being banned from traveling with former President Donald Trump.
The conspiracy theorist, who traveled with Trump to his recent presidential debate before appearing at a 9/11 event, stirred anger among Republicans who feel her presence is a detriment to the campaign.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
But with Loomer seemingly unable to keep her outrageous and offensive remarks to herself—and with Trump reportedly receiving numerous phone calls from concerned advisors and donors—the far-right provocateur, according to the Washington Post, was ultimately barred from regularly traveling with Trump.
Not only that, Trump is said to have privately described Loomer as “crazy” to those close to him.
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I know we shouldn’t criticize people’s physical appearance, but why did she do that to her lips?
This isn’t even her final form …
She got the down bad cray cray.
Ow my neck (I have whiplash)
Just keep talking.
and tell us what you really think of Melania, JD Vance, and DeSantis!
Melania is heartbroken over this.
If Loomer had managed to get a ring Melania’s pre-nup would have kicked in and she’s be rolling in it.
Trump initially responded to the backlash by telling reporters that he “didn’t control Laura,” dubbing her a “free spirit.”
I’m pretty sure this is code for “she gave me a handie”
I’m picturing a Gail the Snail type situation.
Loomer would definitely mash it.
One source–a very questionable source–is claiming an affair and/or oral sex. I think that any candidate under that much scrutiny would be an idiot if they had a sexual affair while on the campaign trail, but this is Trump we’re talking about. He’s not exactly known for having good impulse control.
Not to downplay your point at all, but didn’t John Edwards do exactly that with a staffer when his wife was dying?
Silky Pony reference!
Good times. Full-on DNC self-sabotage. The way it used to be.
“He’s handsome and people will vote for him because he’s middle of the road!” 🤮
I would also call Edwards an idiot here.
No idea, TBH, but I know that Newt Gingritch divorced his wife as she was fighting breast cancer.
Some people are just really scummy. Like, at least let the body get cold first.
I just find it implausible since it’s unlikely Trump can get it up. He’s probably well past being helped by blue pills, even.
We already know the candidate is an idiot, so by the transitive property, he hit it and quit it as soon as the heat turned on.
this dude is a confirmed rapist, this shit doesnt matter.
It probably gets him more votes.
Wait till she drops a fake pregnancy on them.
Wait until someone catches her going into planned parenthood.
Sure. They do other things… but…ehhhh…. Will the maga crowd believe that?
Edit: she should, and for those “other” services. No way she and trump weren’t screwing, and he probably gave her something.
She’d never do that. An illegitimate Trump baby, real or not, is her golden ticket.
She’s got a golden ticket, she gave a golden shower to his face.
Oh that’s not what he left her. Still requires treatment.
Well she needs all kinds of treatment, that’s for sure. Psychiatric should be at the top of the list.
Such a lovely individual…
/s
Did she bang Trump?
She may not have fucked Trump, but Trump sure fucked her.
Of course he stuck his dick in crazy…duh
I wonder how that works logistically. Does he just take his dirty diaper off and then proceed to the e-coli fueled UTI party with his shit covered junk?
Not well enough apparently
Or not good enough.
She’s probably the kind of woman who just lays there.
Crazy chicks never just lay there.
She probably flopped on him like a dying carp cuz he’s too low T to be able to handle even her, properly.
I assume he’s the type to just lay there too lol
In his defense, you kinda have to just lay there when a Russian prostitute is peeing on you.
Not quite sure what your emphasis is for there…are you suggesting I should have said he didn’t bang her good enough ? If that was your point, then I’m afraid you’re mistaken - the adverb of ‘good’ is ‘well’
Look, an ouroborus!
“Not a single Republican is happy with the GOP. They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.”
The mythical Leopardface Ouroborus
They have done nothing over the last 4 years if we are being honest.
So why were you supporting them last week?
She loves the wildly racist conspiracy theories about Haitians, she is displeased they haven’t done any legislation about starting the pogroms.
Good, let the hate flow through you
It’s weird to me how all these prominent women in the Republican Party look like people that have transitioned MTF.
Always fun to watch the loons eviscerate each other.
This shit is hilarious, watching the GOP eat itself alive is fantastic
Truly never gets old 🍿
That’s the problem, they never seem to run out of shitheads who want to eat each other, but never seem to finish the job.
bet next is Danica Patrick
hell hath no fury lol
Good. The more chaos around Trump, the better. Maybe she will publish some juicy bits about the real Trump. There is no worse enemy than a pissed-of ex.
Don’t be fooled. If Trump gets elected, she’s getting a cabinet position and all GOP lackeys will fall in line. We have seen this movie in 2017. Mark my words.
She is Steven Miller with blowjobs. Her position is safe.
Bold of you to assume Steven Miller didn’t put out
Like Gollum going down on Gothmog.
That’s be like sticking a burnt sausage into a food disposal and would probably sound similar, too.
Well that’s enough Lemmy for today
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys
WELP that’s enough internet for today.
His head is nice and shiny, so Trump can see his reflection when he looks down.
A narcissist’s dream
Madam, why does your hat have a mirror on top?
Vance said similar shit.
Amen, my thoughts exactly.
