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- politics@lemmy.world
Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones accused Vice President Kamala Harris of having the ability to control hurricanes through so-called “weather weapons.”
Jones kicked off his Tuesday broadcast by promising to explain how he knew the government could control the weather.
“I’m going to be covering today, and I’ve sent the crew over 20 clips, and I’ve got over a hundred documents right here,” he explained. “I’m gonna do a big presentation for everybody on what’s really going on with weather weapons.”
Jones claimed to have interviews and government documents that would prove his point.
“Then we have the bold headlines that I put up on X that the Kamala Harris, you know, the Biden-Harris administration is in control of this hurricane,” he said of Hurricane Milton.
“So they have the power certified easily with just five or six big aircraft,” he opined. “And that’s the old technology, not the lasers that are all certified and the Doppler radar. They also have on ships and in large oil drilling platforms that they’ve launched. They could totally just make this thing stop and dump the water in the ocean.”
Jones insisted that the technology to control hurricanes was used before the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.
“And on 9/11, the hurricane was gonna hit,” he asserted. “Remember in 2001, but that meteorologists never saw anything like it. It just turned away from the coast went away because that was gonna get in the way of some of the stuff the deep state was up to.”
Scientists have said it is currently impossible to control weather events like Hurricane Milton.
I heard Alex Jones got gonorrhea from giving a vocal member of the House of Representatives a blow job.
Can somebody just get this nutjob committed to a psychiatric institution already? He’s very clearly delusional and paranoid. I’m not sure what he needs to be on, but he definitely needs some kind of medication.
I think he needs iron supplements. I recommend a dosage of around 220 lbs, administered from a height of, oh, let’s say 100 feet.
Why not just send our weather machine after him? Maybe a nice targeted tornado strike, or TTS.
Destro! The weather dominator was supposed to be completed months ago!?
Angel’s don’t play this HAARP is about to sell a million more copies.
Alex Jones is AI generated, don’t trust him.
Pass this message on in other places please.
Alex Jones “interviewed” ChatGPT on his show. Three separate times.
Just going to drop a plug for the extremely excellent Knowledge Fight podcast.
This statement is supported by just as much evidence as his other claims. Fair is fair!
He doesn’t seem to have learned much from his existing court cases.
he knows he can still say pretty much whatever he wants as long as it’s not materially damaging to anyone.
Yeah but that’s what he thought before too …
Big question: So when they’re in control of the weather, why not send hurricanes to Ukraine/Russia instead. Or China? Or Iran? Or Irak? Or Gaza? Or …
Cause the machine sits in Guantanamo Bay due to a deal Biden made with Fidel Castro’s ghost.
Why not lock down the midwestern vote by ensuring perfect weather for all the farmers?
I spent some time on Threads. It’s shocking how many people (or trolls) are promoting the belief that all of these disasters are instigated and/or the impact deliberately worsened by Harris. Even though Biden is still president and Harris has no power over any of these issues.
Dan and Jordan gonna have a grand ol’ time with this one
Even if Harris is a weather wielder, is she also stopping those states from accepting aid?
Kind of makes sense. The Republicans are the idiots refusing to evacuate or eating disinformation so I imagine a lot of red states are going to be a little more blue by the end of this.
I’d rather have a comic book villain as president than a convicted felon, so okay!
The minute his last microphone is auctioned off and he’s looking through dumpsters for his next meal can’t come soon enough.
Right, I thought they were already selling his crap? Been hearing this lunacy about weather control, figures he’d be involved.
guess it takes morethan stripping him of his assets to shut his lying mouth off
Oh wow, he’s really putting his reputation on the line with this one /s