The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
Gundersons Nuts! They’re Nut so good!
I’m Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.
Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C’MON!
Good news! It’s a suppository!
Robot house
Bender: “So people will actually pay money to find love…? I have an idea, an idea so genius…” gavel sounds “Stupid anti-pimping laws!”
“Bender we love you!”
Shut up baby. I know it
I can’t believe everybody’s just ad-libbing!
My absolute favorite line is, “Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.”
That same episode also gave us the phrase, “a partially barfed-up heart,” which is a phrase I can’t even type here without laughing.
My lead pipe hurts.
That’s normal.
Next patient!
Also, “We need to look inside you with this camera.” opens mouth “…Guess again.”
Did everyone take their suppositories?
Yes, stop asking!
“So, what you think you just explained was…”
“That’s right. This box contains our own universe!”
This isn’t a productive area of discussion.
Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.
Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!
Don’t you worry about Planet Express
Let me worry about blank.
“I’m having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures”
“… An idea?”
“What about what?” - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry’s ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry’s body
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
There’s not a restaurant built that I can’t fly - Zap Brannigan
She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!