I need more
Frodolas looks like Elrond
How is Gimdalf the least cursed? It just looks like Saruman if you squint your eyes a little.
It’s Danny Trejo.
I would pay money to watch a cut of the films with everyone looking like the Gollum versions lol.
Thanks I’m done, sailing West now.
Frodalf is just Tom Bombadil
Gimlum is the wizened old meth head that steals your hubcaps and tries to sell them back to you.
Gimlum looks like the average patron in any village pub in rural Eastern Europe.
Why is Frodolas more cursed than Golgolas?
Frodolas has seen things with his Frodolas eyes
Golgolas has seen things with his Googles
For me, Golgolas has strong Klaus Kinski vibes.
Cursed beyond belief.
Fromli is my favourite
Legodalf
Okay, doing this Sudoku-style where I can only draft one from each row and column for my fellowship, here’s what I came up with:
Mine are Gimdalf, Golmli, Gandlum, Frodolas and Legodo.
How do I un-see this??
That’s not Frollum, that’s Vladimir Putin
my man Goldo has seen some shit.
or maybe that’s just someone running out of air on Mars because Quaid hasn’t started the reactor.
