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willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前

Accompanied by bad acting and writing

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Accompanied by bad acting and writing

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willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 年前
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  • quicken@aussie.zone
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    2 年前

    The best ones show a port scan. The worst just show scrolling html source code.

    • DeadNinja@lemmy.world
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      The legendary ones show a “BREACH” at the target systems, in Red Bold Times New Roman font size 150.

      • rmuk@feddit.uk
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        Extra point if they have the PowerPoint shuttle controls visible in the bottom-left corner.

    • pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Trinity used NMAP and scanned for real known SSH vulnerabilities when hacking the power station in Matrix Reloaded.

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    If it’s even that. Most of the time it’s non-nonsensical gibberish.

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