Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Why’s it called eating pussy when you’re mostly licking and fingering it?
Why’s it called French kissing when there’s no extra egg yolk included?
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
… well, then again…
Messing around is how blow jobs were first invented. If we’re ever going to discover the next major sex move, we’re all going to have to do our parts and mess around a lot while we’re cleaning the starfish.
The woman does a handstand, then the man walks over and blows raspberries on her belly, as she blows raspberries on his belly. Pretty soon orgasms are flowing.
Let’s test this out!
You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!
Because “sucking ass” already means something else.
Tongue fucking ass doesn’t roll off the fart licker like “eating”
We could bouge it up some though. Tonight I’ll be dining on ass
I don’t eat ass. I tongue punch the fart box.
In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!
Wherever you are, if you punch too hard, the fart box always punches back.
You don’t eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we’re doing it very differently.
blood dripping from corners of mouth
What’s all this cutlery for then?
When served up a beautiful dish prepared by a 3 star Michelin chef, you don’t eat the flatware.
You don’t? Chicken butt is delicious.
It’s actually called tossing a salad.
You…don’t?
Uh oh
