Druid: You guys go on ahead. I’m gonna um… Commune. With this tree.
Taking treehugging to the next level!
Stupid sexy Dryad.
I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you…
* such an easy druid laid out for you.
Its a good day to be Groot.
Getting the ent to sit on your face huh
Wait a minute, could this be one of the lost entwives?
That’s Peeta from Hunger Games… But female? Is this Katniss? What are they up to?!
I just imagine some dude finding this and coming back with a hand drill and some sandpaper (hopefully).
Fleshlight sleeve.
I’ve been reading about some Pueblo tribe’s ritual trip to collect salt from salt plane; there is a rock that’s a grandmother of gods of war laying to rest on the same trip and turning to stone, and you are supposed to hump her on the way to pay respects. While your grandma who just explained the rite to you waits and probably watches, idk.
There’s always that one person pushing for a tree-way.
I am disappointed that I did not think of that pun myself. I salute you, good lemming, and hope you have a good day.
