Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.
“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”
“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”
“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”
“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”
Randall Munroe is a time traveler.
Don’t even have to click it to know which is it.
Randall Munroe is omnicient.
Laszlo Cravensworth
Literally can’t read that name without the voice.
My eyes are bleeding
Morrissey: “please, please tell me why, a vampire bit me in the eye”.
Typical Malkavian
You wretched muck-a-muck vagrant bedswerving bobolyne!
gotta update that for some rizz and skibidi or something
My penis is bleeding. 😉
“I’m having a cyclops blindingly good time!”
