Fun fact! This stat block predates the birth of the child in the post!
This is a real stat block? The “it’s” typo feels sus.
It’s not official, but why does that matter?
Lovecraft: “Write that down, write that down!”
Thanks, I hate it
5 years old and already an understudy of Satan!
Jesus fuck
That would actually make someone in my table pass out, not even joking
Horrible.
Whoever raised his kid is doing it right.
There’s too many of these “that happened” posts featuring a child playing a tabletop. They would just be unfunny nonsense if it weren’t framed as something a child actually said.
I get the sentiment generally, but that’s exactly how my five year old nephew talks (if I were to edit for brevity, which I appreciate in the relaying of anecdotes about five year olds, lol)
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Bad AI slop is bad.
