“Everything printed by Tabloid is automatically capitalized, and an exclamation point is added. Why would you want anything else?”

Finally an opinionated programming language with the right priorities.

Seems like BASIC but with different keywords :D

I like this part of the readme:

How to use

Please don’t.

So the first 4 fibonacci numbers are 1, 2, 6 and 120? SHOCKING!

Meh.