Moose, floof, and Napoleon. No I will not elaborate.

• Neo

  • Cat 1
  • squeak toy

• Jaune

  • Cat 2
  • Jaunnie boy

• Raven

  • Cat 3
  • wildchild
  • chaos goblin

Those pillows look like fake velvet microplastic fiber in that shot. If so, please consider switching your bedsheets and pillowcases out for natural fibers like cotton, hemp, or linen. Breathing in those fibers isn’t good for you or your cats.

This is Izzy, aka Her Majesty Queen Isabella Greypelt, Isabella Busy Boo, Izzy Boo, Busy Butt, and The Monochromatic Quadropus.

This is Miss Chiff, aka Widdle Bit or Tiny Tux. She weighs 8 pounds and she hates everyone except my mother.

Any mix of words with pussy, like, when she is mad she is spicy, a spicy pussy, so she’s a spussy. I also love to call her fat nugget because she is the exact colour of a nugget.

ok its not a specific nickname for any cat, but i love calling our boy cats “hantum” [handsome] . i just go “hey hantummm!! hi hantum boyy!” when i see them and they love it

Meriadoc aka Merry aka Merry Berry

Pippin aka pip boy aka pipsqueak

Rocky (a.k.a. Brown-noser) and Adrian (a.k.a. Monkey face)

Usually she was Sasha, but if there was ham in the room, she was Ham Cat.

We lost her about two years ago.

Their names are Booker and Hollow

Booker’s nicknames are Book, Bookbookbookbookbook, Stinky, and Baby because his meow is tiny and he’s baby

Hollow’s nicknames are Mister Man, Kermit (his meow sounds like Kermit swallowing a tennis ball), Holla at ya homeboy, Stinky, and Chocolate Boi because he turns chocolate brown in the sunlight.

They’re both so stupid and I love them.

Fill in the blank: “You fuckin ________”

• Asshole
• Dickhead
• Mongrel
• Shitter
• Shithead
• Hellion

The ginger is Sunny, and he is an old man adopted from the RSPCA, months after his first hooman died, and my own 12 year old ginger passed from pancreatic cancer. I call him Fluff Butt, Floofus and Furbag, but at 4 am in the morning, he thinks his name is “Fucking shut up, cat!”. It has taken 2 years since I adopted him, for him to make eye contact or to even purr, but I’m pretty sure he loves me now! He never misses pat and brush time. I think his previous hooman was a woman, and I’m male, so it was a big change along with the grieving. I love him! The voidie is Zebby and he belongs to a neighbour, but has bonded to Sunny and myself and eats, plays, sleeps at our place. If he’s not harrassing Sunny, he is glued to my ankle, or asleep in my lap. I call him shithead, meatball, stinky cat and other such endearments, but he is the most loving cat I’ve ever known. When he spots me outside, even if he is with his actual owner, or the girls up the road who fawn over him, he will instantly RUN to me, and as he gets closer, his tail goes from horizontal to vertical, and as he arrives he jumps so his head contacts my hand, because he simply can’t wait for me to bend and pat him. At such times, I call him Dancer or Prancer because he looks like he’s dancing around me. I think it breaks his owners heart but she is very gracious about it, even offering to bring food for him so I am not out of pocket. I have great neighbours, both feline and human. Edit: I just recently found out that Sunny visits Zebby’s owner every day for pats, so the circle is complete :)

sweetie and “you dumb sack of shit”.

sack shits everywhere. I keep sack around because nobody will take them and I don’t want them to be abused.

honestly I look forward to the day someone takes this cat from me or the day it’s no longer a burden.

sweetie is a sweetie, even so. they hate sack and refuses to be around them.

we treat them both the same, but I wouldn’t be sad if I woke up one day and didn’t have to clean shit up off the floors.

Here is mon chat, mon chameau, mon chaton, mon petit, mon petit prout, my darling, my princess, my good girl, my delicate cupcake, my pweshuss and so on. Yes she is bilingual.

Precious and Vicious, can you guess which one is which?