• BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.

    so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

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      1 day ago

      he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.

      imagining all the criminals in the phantom zone getting shredded by a lifetime of super poop is hilarious.