shish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down18
arrow-up1475arrow-down1external-linkCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comshish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up153·edit-22 days agoThis is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret? Seriously, glad he’s okay.
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·edit-22 days agoThe baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy. (None of this is true…probably)
minus-squaretornavish@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoThe power of the beret protected his head
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-22 days ago (None All of this is true…probably definitely)
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 day agoIt would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
minus-squareFurbag@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 hours agoWith a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).
minus-squareartyom@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 hours agoI think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
minus-squareblave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 days agoYou should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
minus-squareDoubleohdonut@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoJacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 days agoObviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.
This is the most French title I’ll read today. Did he have a baguette too? And, a striped shirt, and beret?
Seriously, glad he’s okay.
The baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy.
(None of this is true…probably)
The power of the beret protected his head
It would be peak French if this happened while on the way to a protest.
With a pit stop at a cafe on the way for a coffee and a cigarette (breakfast).
I think it’s supposed to be black and white stripes 😅
Was Waldo French?
You should read the article. It’s also incredibly French, lol.
Jacques Cousteau held his hand while he waited
Obviously. Those things are all mandatory over there.