shish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up1483arrow-down18
arrow-up1475arrow-down1external-linkCyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bagwww.cbsnews.comshish_mish@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square62fedilink
minus-squareIced Raktajino@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·edit-22 days agoThe baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy. (None of this is true…probably)
minus-squaretornavish@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 days agoThe power of the beret protected his head
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-22 days ago (None All of this is true…probably definitely)
The baguette cushioned his fall and the striped shirt scared away any predators. The beret was just a beret, though. Even if you’ve fallen down a 130ft ravine that’s no excuse to look dowdy.
(None of this is true…probably)
The power of the beret protected his head