You know it’s great for China because you barely hear anything from them. Never Interrupt your enemy while he makes a mistake i guess.

They call Trump “Comrade Nation Builder” and I think it’s the best nickname yet.

The mandarin chief…

Nuh uh, he said amerikuh great! We’re gunna show how great amerikuh is with all these tariffs and show of force!!!

Man… Winnie and Piglet got old

The best thing is that we don’t know orange is a pedophile. We know he flew regularly to the island and was friends with Epstein and took photos with nearly naked women. But we just can’t possibly know if he molested…

He touched me when I was fourteen!

Oh be quiet! China doesn’t like whistle blowers.