They want to push all this shit in browsers so that they can start automatically buying shit once they’re selling ads
Is one of those agents going to jerk off for you too? Who the fuck needs an agent to browse the web for them?
I see someone didn’t use Ask Jeeves back then /s
It didn’t make sense then, and it doesn’t make sense now. Keyword searches with an understanding of search syntax was always king.
It will handle your socials, chats, your agenda, your website, your credit card, your vacations, your photos from the moment of activation to well after death…
All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we’ve eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!
If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.
Basically don’t know how to interpret “autobrowse” in any other way. Bit like “autopilot”, you “should” have the hands on the steering wheel but…
You know what this is launching just in time for?
Tax season.
Queue 10 million people getting audited because they let their browser file their taxes for them.





