• tleb@lemmy.ca
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    34 minutes ago

    They want to push all this shit in browsers so that they can start automatically buying shit once they’re selling ads

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    4 hours ago

    Is one of those agents going to jerk off for you too? Who the fuck needs an agent to browse the web for them?

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    3 hours ago

    It will handle your socials, chats, your agenda, your website, your credit card, your vacations, your photos from the moment of activation to well after death…

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      3 hours ago

      All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we’ve eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!

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      2 hours ago

      If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.

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        1 hour ago

        Basically don’t know how to interpret “autobrowse” in any other way. Bit like “autopilot”, you “should” have the hands on the steering wheel but…

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    59 minutes ago

    You know what this is launching just in time for?

    Tax season.

    Queue 10 million people getting audited because they let their browser file their taxes for them.