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calango@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

humiliating my little shit code

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humiliating my little shit code

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    For you it was an event. For vibe coders everywhere, it was tuesday.

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      “just tell it to fix the errors!”

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        There used to be a joke about how, on average, programmers made a million before reaching 26 years of age.

        Bugs, not dollars.

        Vibe coders and ai: hold my monster energy drink…

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    cargo-mommy is there to make it humiliating in different way

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    Your momma is such a bad programmer, she gets compiler errors when writing Javascript

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    I want this image to show up under failed compilations. Like this

    > Segmentation fault (core dumped)

    edit: I think that’s a runtime error actually, instead

    fatal error: iostream: No such file

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      Youre gonna need a terminal written in HTML

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        Sixel or the kitty image protocol can do it high res. There are also some low res options

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    This is why god gave us -fpermissive

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    if you’re moaning about compiler errors, you have no idea how shitty your buggy code will be when it runs

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    Code humiliation kink

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    My compiler loves lettuce.

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