- cross-posted to:
- lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/10594088
In a heartbeat
I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long
The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle
In the other post someone posted a comic that goes:
“I wish to swap bodies with the human”
“I wish they couldn’t talk anymore”
This one:
Thanks for doing the work for me, appreciate you :P
I wouldn’t want to try explain to my dog why wishing we could be together forever is a bad wish
“I wish I could run forever!”
[zoooooom!]
Monkey’s paw: the dog speaks English, but doesn’t understand it.
It sounds like a good idea until your dog asks to eat you so you can always be with him.
If it’s what he wants…