• Rapidcreek@lemmy.worldOP
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    8 months ago

    A U.S. nuclear forensic laboratory later analyzed the samples and confirmed that the samples contain uranium and weapons-grade plutonium,” the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Manhattan said.

    Weapons-grade plutonium. Where TF did he get that?

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      8 months ago

      Archer, he’s got the case! Don’t let him get away! Calm down Lana, it’s empty. I hid it in Ray’s wheelchair while he was distracted.

      You did what now? I hid… the plutonium, Lana, it’s this new thing called SPY CRAFT!

      What part of extremely unstable and radioactive did you not understand?!

      Well, apparently the core concept, Lana. Who do I look like, Marie Curie?

      Wooooo!

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    8 months ago

    And the Japanese reaction? „That’s just bad foreigners bashing our ancient culture, the Yakuza is actually helping our society, and anyway this guy is actually Chinese. If you disagree go back to your own country!!“