AGuyAcrossTheInternet

Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

Thanks to you, I have overdrawn my Tageslachkontingent and will either have to compensate by laughing less tomorrow or filling out a Tageslachkontingenterhöhungsantrag.

To be fair, I watch the country from across an ocean, so I don’t have the same lived experience a citizen has. I have the naïve believe that there are better places in the country left!

I do admit, though, how incredibly dystopian Roe vs. Wade is and how it’s not getting better anytime soon.

Whenever I read such articles, all I can think is “Gilead moment.” But the more I read US news, the more I feel like the country is actually starting to transition there.

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

Poseidon’s Netflix will now enter my daily vocabulary for piracy. Thank you.

Oh neat, this knowledge will now passively motivate me so hard to act normal that it’s gonna flag me every time!