Since when did every little kid have a suit? I never knew anyone with one when I was a kid

This is fine. Global warming definitely isn’t real. This is just another once in a lifetime forest fire that keeps happening every year for some reason.

I had a DeLorean for a few years. The amount of attention it got made me never want to drive it. The constant Back to the Future jokes will drive you insane

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn’t accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

Time to bring back AltaVista.

Purely a space issue for me these days, but the more I use my Kindle, the more I like it. Being able to just highlight a word and get the definition has been a real game changer. Although, it’s only because of e-ink displays that I even considered it in the first place. Definitely would not be reading books on a regular tablet/display.

I love buying used books that someone has written in the margins. It’s about the only reason I’ll buy a physical book these days.

I understand the motivation for this, but it’s a terrible plan when the other option is Trump. After this election, when Trump will prove too senile to run again, maybe we can revolt against our lackluster vanilla options.

Hot rod/muscle car guys still use forums. There’s some good ones that I use for old Mopar stuff.

I’m a shareholder, and it has not been great lately

I work on Teslas. Can confirm. Not a fan of their software either.

I guess I’ll be ‘that guy’ and say that the book is much better.

It’s called a calimocho/kalimotxo, and it’s a great way to drink a bottle of cheap wine.

Harvey Danger told me that if you’re bored then you’re boring. So you need to tell them to go do something instead of complain about it. Some people need to be pushed out of their comfort zone to snap out of boredom

This is basically the plot to the original Super Mario Brothers movie

I don’t think it was a joke as much as I think he doesn’t really know what a dictator is. He just heard it a lot and said it because it sounds cool. Pretty confident that’s how he uses most words.

Nobody wants to pay for news; which means nobody gets paid well to report it. So here we are in this dumpster fire of modern journalism.

That’s Keith David