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If you ask chatGPT a question which is in any way niche, it will catastrophically fuck up the answer or give you the “As an AI language model” scold

Not the gallery app, but my MIUI file manager has fucking ads

Wdym you don’t want to pay billion dollar companies to keep your data hostage

They have something for everybody

Psychedelic rock
Metal
Soft electronic
Puking cyborgs
Cowboys
Vegemite
Microphone deepthroating

Doesn’t chloroform burn like hell? Surely it’s insta-puke?

A highly underrated feature of LibreOffice Draw is the ability to edit PDFs. Sure it might mess up a font here or there, but there’s no way in hell I’m going to pay adobe an absurd amount of money for that one feature.

My 2nd hand laptop seller had the decency to crack the preloaded software before selling it to me. His remote access tool wasn’t too resource-intense either.

How do I know if the beef is dry?
How do I dry beef?

I tried googling, but I only get results about aged steak. Is that the same thing? I hope not