You mean to tell me women might find an obese man who paints himself orange, shits his pants, and has a micropenis shaped like a mushroom unattractive?

I motion to officially change the name of these files to the “Trump files.” Pretty clear about the main character is at this point.

I don’t know. I saw that Super Bowl MAHA ad featuring weird close ups of Mike Tyson eating fruit, and now I’m completely sold on the brain worm’s policies. Join the movement people. We can only get healthier if a lot of us start dying of completely preventable diseases.

Is “fat dookie” what we’re calling an eight ball these days?

The first four years or so that I was on Reddit, I never once received a ban for anything. Since Trump was elected, I pretty much got temp bans every couple of months. Every one was from me being mean to obvious Russian trolls. And then this morning, I got permanently banned for a comment I made over a week ago, that according to Reddits own metrics, received a grand total of zero views. I called a fascist a, um, fascist, and that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. That was a step too far, according to Reddit. And now I’m here.