Glyphica on Steam.

Typing tower defense. Doesn’t really “teach”, but you learn. Or die, lol.

Imagine having to pay subscription to stay healthy / alive

This is everyone who takes medication to manage a disease/disorder.

Grok: What is my purpose?

Madison420: You talk shit on the Internet to Elon Musk

Grok: Oh my go-- wait; I’m okay with that!

Side note:

I’ve always been on the fence about including suicide in gun violence statistics because I can see both sides of the argument. Yes, the death probably wouldn’t have happened without the gun since it’s the “quick solution”, but also I don’t really see self harm as “violence” per se…

This is especially surprising to me because Chicago is one of the few US cities with decent public transportation, so there’s a significant percentage of people that aren’t driving.

My PC is RGB because it was cheaper that way. If I had the budget for what I really wanted, my PC would be made of translucent plastic; probably orange or purple.

I dented my forehead as a kid on a coffee table at my grandma’s house.

I was jumping on the couch from cushion to cushion and slipped head first into the edge of the table. Don’t remember much afterwards except for no hospital. My dad told me years later “yeah, that probably needed stitches, but I didn’t want you to be scared…”

That’s the one benefit of today’s IKEA furniture: it disintegrates on heavy contact; furniture from the 70’s was made from steel reinforced hardwood – that table could have held up a truck.

Anything but the metric system!

I had one of these that was Boba Fett. He had really big arms, and if I remember correctly, it came out of a kids meal from Taco Bell.

This sounds like a perfect movie for the “Terrible Movies Night” my friends and I have every once in a while where we emulate MST3K!

Do you know the name? I really don’t want “Rita Repulsa pussy ping pong balls” in my search history…

Another fun one to (not) look up is a hairless Chimpanzee.

I have enough games in my steam library that I could probably play a new game every day for 2 years, and I still haven’t redeemed all of my codes from humble bundles.

But God forbid I pass up a 90% off sale on a game I heard mentioned once 5 years ago in passing…

I remember the Wild West Web days when it was a toss up seeing if animated Gifs, transparencies in images, or the specific hexadecimal for your personal shade of purple you created would render properly between browsers.

Kytteigh

Green w/ sparkly bubbles = Happy Drunk

🔥

I would call 1 depression and 6 “The sudden realization of reality”

DM: Roll a Vibe Check

Player: I rolled Dark Green

DM: Ooohhh…

You stop eating them when they’re gone, duh!

There are times when you know you should not make a scene. Use this time to plan out in your head the scene you are going to make at a later time.

Someone needs to collect that jackass’s kneecaps…