yaroto98@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoBeing asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" message-squaremessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1407arrow-down12
arrow-up1405arrow-down1message-squareBeing asked "Have you gotten the tour yet" upon entering a house for the first time is the adult equivelent of the kids asking: "Do you want to see my room?" yaroto98@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square49fedilink
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoIf I were a waiter, I would describe the days soup as "Very hot, and very wet"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up190arrow-down15
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareIf I were a waiter, I would describe the days soup as "Very hot, and very wet"plus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 hours agomessage-square18fedilink
bzIlsn8Fxi@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoi enjoy using drugs everyday and that will never, ever changeplus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1199arrow-down137
arrow-up1162arrow-down1imagei enjoy using drugs everyday and that will never, ever changeplus-squarelemmy.worldbzIlsn8Fxi@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square68fedilink
Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 7 hours agoThe concept of teen superheroes is stupid and boringplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down113
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squareThe concept of teen superheroes is stupid and boringplus-squareGrimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 7 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
squaresinger@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agoChristopher Robin (the kid from Winnie the Pooh) was one of the earliest victims of a parent oversharing for social media fame.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down11
arrow-up1128arrow-down1message-squareChristopher Robin (the kid from Winnie the Pooh) was one of the earliest victims of a parent oversharing for social media fame.plus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.world · edit-219 hours agomessage-square2fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 day agoA cavity search is when someone roots around in your canalmessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down12
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareA cavity search is when someone roots around in your canalDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square2fedilink
Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days agoHistorians never talk about the "good old days".message-squaremessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down13
arrow-up1146arrow-down1message-squareHistorians never talk about the "good old days".Curious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square26fedilink
a_person@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agoThe aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square89fedilinkarrow-up1341arrow-down141
arrow-up1300arrow-down1message-squareThe aws outage is so funny, I can see which companies are amazon scums.plus-squarea_person@piefed.socialEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square89fedilink
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 days agoPerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1162arrow-down14
arrow-up1158arrow-down1message-squarePerformative vegetables: veggies you pack in your kids lunch even though you know they won't eat themplus-squarePeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
Grimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 2 days agoUncle Ben should be alive in further adaptions in Spider-Manplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down134
arrow-up1-26arrow-down1message-squareUncle Ben should be alive in further adaptions in Spider-Manplus-squareGrimreaper@sopuli.xyz · 2 days agomessage-square12fedilink
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 2 days agoDo xenomorphs, if prepared correctly, taste like shrimp?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down14
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareDo xenomorphs, if prepared correctly, taste like shrimp?plus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.org · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · edit-24 days agoThe C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edibleplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square131fedilinkarrow-up1230arrow-down148
arrow-up1182arrow-down1message-squareThe C programming language is like debating a philosopher and Python is like debating someone who ate an edibleplus-squareQuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · edit-24 days agomessage-square131fedilink
fixmycode@feddit.cl · 3 days agoNobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down149
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareNobody has ever lit a cigarette because of happiness. Smoking is a anxiety-coping mechanism.plus-squarefixmycode@feddit.cl · 3 days agomessage-square36fedilink
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 5 days agoWhy the fuck does it cost money to get smarter??plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square244fedilinkarrow-up1405arrow-down140
arrow-up1365arrow-down1message-squareWhy the fuck does it cost money to get smarter??plus-squareFleur_@aussie.zone · 5 days agomessage-square244fedilink
jxk@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoTraditions are just a society having OCDmessage-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up187arrow-down117
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareTraditions are just a society having OCDjxk@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square13fedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoMost of us are the bottom row to the billionaire's pyramid scheme.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down13
arrow-up1199arrow-down1message-squareMost of us are the bottom row to the billionaire's pyramid scheme.plus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square14fedilink
Toes♀@ani.social · 4 days agoWould dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down14
arrow-up179arrow-down1message-squareWould dinosaur meat taste more like frog or chicken?Toes♀@ani.social · 4 days agomessage-square34fedilink
zlatiah@lemmy.world · 4 days ago"United States" in French (États-Unis) would have made a very confusing acronymmessage-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down111
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-square"United States" in French (États-Unis) would have made a very confusing acronymzlatiah@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square61fedilink
grimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 days agoShould we treat environmental crime more like murder?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down18
arrow-up1250arrow-down1external-linkShould we treat environmental crime more like murder?plus-squarewww.theguardian.comgrimpy@lemmy.myserv.one · 4 days agomessage-square19fedilink
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 days agoOur user profiles are little time capsules that your children and descendants can learn about who you are.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down15
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareOur user profiles are little time capsules that your children and descendants can learn about who you are.plus-squarewildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 4 days agomessage-square17fedilink
