JCSpark@lemmy.caM to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca · 1 year agoTIL that a 28 year old Russian man went to the doctor for coughing up blood and having chest pains. The doctors diagnosed it as cancer, but it turned out to be a fir tree growing inside his lungs.www.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down10
arrow-up141arrow-down1external-linkTIL that a 28 year old Russian man went to the doctor for coughing up blood and having chest pains. The doctors diagnosed it as cancer, but it turned out to be a fir tree growing inside his lungs.www.telegraph.co.ukJCSpark@lemmy.caM to Today I Learned (TIL)@lemmy.ca · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareInfiniWheel@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 year agoSo my childhood fears weren’t wrong. I’ll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s
minus-squareVampiric_Luma@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I’ll have ripe watermelons… Soon…
So my childhood fears weren’t wrong. I’ll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s
For real, what the hell
I like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I’ll have ripe watermelons… Soon…