• InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    So my childhood fears weren’t wrong. I’ll prepare for the watermelon plant growing inside me. /s

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      1 year ago

      I like to drive around and lure kids into my van. Once home I huck those flesh-sacks into the tanning bed. They get a strict diet of watermelons for sustenance. Soon I’ll have ripe watermelons… Soon…