NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1130arrow-down178file-text
arrow-up152arrow-down1image"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caNataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square51fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoBurly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy. I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
minus-squareson_named_bort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
minus-square🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoGood thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.