Goliath fox bat
Baseball
Vampire
The right answer
Man
That’s racist against bats.
Man bat lives matter!
Do you mean man bat or bat man?
Yes! Both!
Batmanbat
Specifically, Adam West
Bat Boy.
The one that spreaded COVID
Cumber-bat-ch
Fruit bats are so cute, but I think my favorite are the ones who fly crazy in our evenings in the city chowing down on mosquitoes, I believe they are Little Brown Bats.
Wom
The Large Flying Fox. Absolute unit of a bat.
Used to help a friend’s family raise orphaned flying foxes. They are the cutest little bastards. Used to put on a wool jumper before walking into their place as they would chirp recognition at you, as they dangled from a clothes rack, then launch off and flap across the room to latch onto your shoulders. The jumper made it so a lot less of your skin was involved in supporting their weight.
I was lucky enough to spend a semester abroad in NSW Australia when I was in high school and I volunteered at a wild animal sanctuary there and they had some flying foxes. They were so cool, but you had to be careful when you entered their cage because they would either climb all over you or piss on your head.
Got these near my house. Actually it’s the grey headed flying fox. Cutest bats of all time but their shit is not something you want on your car
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryukyu_flying_fox
They’re a fruit bat in the Southeast Asian tropics. Absolutely massive bats. You walk under a palm tree and there are a dozen large puppies looking down at you. The fruit farmers of the region are ecocidal toward them, despite deforestation being the reason why they’re congregating in the only reliable food source left. They’re a great generalist pollinator with a similar ecological niche as squirrels, shitting out edible plant seeds over an almost 2km range.
Flying foxes!
Baseball
Those huge ones in Southeast Asia
Fruit.
Aww yeah that’s the stuff
