He’s either violating the laws of physics or he has a clone that lives on the other side of town.

My dog Charlie this morning for reference purposes:

Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid.

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    1 month ago

    “Being a failed clone that was rejected from a science lab does explain why he is extremely stupid the greatest warrior of the modern age.”

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      1 month ago

      the greatest warrior of the modern age

      No, that would be his housemate.

      She recently graduated from murdering small animals to trying to murder an old lady. She had a dog with her, but was talking with a neighbor and not paying attention as we walked by. My dog lunged at hers, her dog lunged back and pulled her down into the street and onto her back. She blamed her own dog, but we all know where the real blame lies.

      Where the real blame lies:

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      2 months ago

      Could be from the same breeder? I’ve heard people tell me their dog met it’s long lost sibling in the same city since people tend to buy dogs from local breeders.

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    2 months ago

    Awwww Charlie is the sweetest cloud of quantum probabilities in the world ❤️ I am sending pets and scritches!

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      2 months ago

      Considering the possibility of quantum entanglement, you will have to do it with some very long arms, but I know he will appreciate it nonetheless. And then start scratching at you if you stop. Ever.