• neidu2@feddit.nl
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    5 months ago

    Zelenskyy vs Putin, 1v1, let’s see how strong and manly this russian sack of lard really is.

    EDIT: Yes, he knows Judo and various other martial arts, but:

    • There’s no video evidence of him being particularly skilled in any of these, especially beyond the level of sports-fighting for points.
    • For the past 25 years, his image has been inflated by a massive propaganda apparatus
    • He’s 71
    • Zelenskyy isn’t
    • MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Counterpoint: he may not be tough, but he definitely knows how to fucking cheat. We should probably have him fight a polar bear just to be safe.

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        5 months ago

        Comrade, why would I put Novichok in your underpants?

        Besides, your Polonium tea is getting cold.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Zelenskyy vs Putin, 1v1

      If only every war was decided by the two most pompous shitbags slapping each other around, rather than tens of thousands of 20-year-olds getting slaughtered with high explosives.