Other people’s Chihuahuas are awful little demons. I hated Chihuahuas most of my life. Then my wife adopted one. They’re something special, man. They’re the cutest, funniest, most loving little creatures with their people. They’re just too nervous to be their authentic selves around strangers, and most people don’t do the required socialization that all dogs need with small dogs.
False! That Chihuahua is immortal.
Yes, lesser demons are technically still demons and thus immortal.
Yeah… I’m usually on team “dogs are perfect and eternal” but my experiences have prejudiced me that chihuahuas are some kind of fake dog
Other people’s Chihuahuas are awful little demons. I hated Chihuahuas most of my life. Then my wife adopted one. They’re something special, man. They’re the cutest, funniest, most loving little creatures with their people. They’re just too nervous to be their authentic selves around strangers, and most people don’t do the required socialization that all dogs need with small dogs.
Honestly that’s close enough to who I am as a person to be deeply uncomfortable
Sounds like you found your spirit animal.
Tell nobody
Or I will bite you