The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 months ago"30 minutes or it's free" back then was wildlemmy.worldimagemessage-square142fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down116
arrow-up11.06Karrow-down1image"30 minutes or it's free" back then was wildlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 4 months agomessage-square142fedilink
minus-squarebitchkat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 months agoThat was before the internet. If they type in the wrong address, no free pizza. Driver shortages can be solved by raising pay. But you have to agree that a pizza shouldn’t be sitting out for 50 minutes before it leaves the store.
minus-squareCrowfiend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·4 months ago But you have to agree that a pizza shouldn’t be sitting out for 50 minutes before it leaves the store. In an ideal world sure, but we live in the real world with real world limitations… I too, would love to live in an ideal world where ideals override simple facts. But that isn’t the real world, and frankly, will likely never be true. So get over yourself and get used to existence, you abominable dirt-head.
That was before the internet. If they type in the wrong address, no free pizza.
Driver shortages can be solved by raising pay.
But you have to agree that a pizza shouldn’t be sitting out for 50 minutes before it leaves the store.
In an ideal world sure, but we live in the real world with real world limitations…
I too, would love to live in an ideal world where ideals override simple facts.
But that isn’t the real world, and frankly, will likely never be true.
So get over yourself and get used to existence, you abominable dirt-head.