“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Bite my shiny metal ass
I’m back baby!
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Shutup baby, i know it
Do a flip!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
“Shampoo doesn’t expire, baby!” is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
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