just_another_person@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 3 months agoConservative pollster delivers terrible news to Trump — and worse to J.D. Vancewww.rawstory.comexternal-linkmessage-square60fedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down113
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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down3·3 months ago If Harris is anything like my first wife, If you’ve been happily married to her all this time, why are you referring to her as your first wife? And not just your wife?
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoBecause humor requires the subversion of expectations, and it mirrored the original statement nicely.
minus-squarerothaine@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoBecause they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.
If you’ve been happily married to her all this time, why are you referring to her as your first wife? And not just your wife?
Because humor requires the subversion of expectations, and it mirrored the original statement nicely.
Because they are Numenorean and unfortunately will long outlive her.
You never know bro.