The PAC admits Gaetz is on track to easily win his primary on Tuesday, Aug. 20, though they believe they damaged his reputation and chances in a rumored run for governor in 2026. Gaetz said he has no plans to run for governor, but added if his plans change, he hopes to have opposition “as incompetent as these dorks.”
Apparently he said that as he was doing a line off of an underaged girl’s asshole.
Apparently he said that as he was doing a line off of an underaged girl’s asshole.
Why do people do coke off weird surfaces?
I find too much coke sticks to assholes so it’s kind of wasteful.
Find better assholes
That’s easier said than found.
Preachin’ to the choir
You really gotta get your gnosh all up in there
I’m ASSuming you lick what you can’t snort.
Eating ass isn’t sanitary, it has poop on it.
I don’t believe that will stop you.
Yum, chocolate sprinkles.
But cocaine tastes so bad…