- Putin has signed a decree that Russia will welcome foreigners who want to escape Western liberal ideals.
- Applicants may include those from countries unaligned with “Russian spiritual and moral values.”
- The application process has been simplified, and visas will be issued as soon as next month.
Sounds like Russia is running low on cannon fodder
I hope these people put their money where their mouth is and leave.
About to be a bunch of confused conservatives showing up in Kursk with a few bullets and no training?
One gets the rifle, the other gets the spare mag.
The man with the gun shoots the gun.
The man without a gun finds a gun.
Who quickly realise that hunting deer isn’t a proper way to prepare for modern combat.
And who have just relocated their best hostages to within Putin’s power. Yes, bring your nine children and wife along to Russia–now stay in rank on the front line, or maybe your oldest gets to come serve in your place (earlier than they would have anyway)!
One extra vote per child!
My deer shoot back, don’t yours?
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Godspeed, fellow western patriots emigrating to Russia!
Wouldn’t this be the equivalent to like…
Shhh
Don’t tell anyone lol. Let them go and pikachu face.
Conservatives: “Those damn liberal communists.”
Russia: “Hey American Communists that value our ways but aren’t actually communists because we aren’t communists. Bring your pro communist values to our pro communist values in our non communist country.”
Conservatives: “yeah, we will let the communists of America lead America in to communism. While we go to an actual communist country.”
I genuinely don’t know how some of the people on the right have functioning fucking brains.
Russia isn’t communist any more. It’s a Kleptocracy.
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Thank you Putin for taking out the garbage! Trump too if you please!
Wow, it’s like a purification plant, but for people.
As a western liberal, I would feel so owned if conservatives started heading over to Russia en masse. Just the thought of not being able to convert their children into Satanic, transgender bisexuals and forcing abortions on them makes me want to puke. Please stay, stop, don’t go.
I would cry rivers of proverbial progressive tears if every single repugnicunt took pooty poot up on his offer.
I get your point, but if anyone goes over there, they’re bringing their underage children, and those children will likely suffer. So, I’d rather them stay and be safe than be right and have them suffer. I don’t wish ill on those hateful people, for the most part, I wish them a clear view of the social, political, and economic landscapes.
Now, the people who intentionally hatemonger for profit, like Alex Jones, I would not be sad if they met an untimely fate.
Conservatives grew up loving western liberalism and were later told to hate it. Kids brought over there will flip flop and rebel just like their parents did.
Yes, but that kind of rebellion is even more dangerous there.
This is also just an attempt to shore up demographics after losing THOUSANDS of men against Ukraine, and a good chunk of Russian nationals simply fleeing the country to avoid conscription. So you don’t get a nice apartment in Moscow or St Petersburg, you get a little hovel out in Siberia and all the farmland you could want.
you get a little hovel out in Siberia and all the farmland you could want.
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
You just have to spend some time on a gov. funded PR trip in the Donestk region.
Spoon in underwear at the airport, kids, if you think your parents might be trafficking you to another country and you don’t want to go.
Ok…I get the spoon would set off the scanner. I get you’d need a strip search…but I’m not getting how having a TSA agent finger your butthole to find a spoon would help.
Uh, that’s not exactly what happens when the metal detector goes off but it gives you an opportunity to talk with someone without your parents around. TSA isn’t police, but hopefully they can contact police.
That said, parents do get a pretty strong say in where they take their minor children.
Tsa don’t take minors into a private room away from their parents
When did I say anything about a private room? You get a few feet of separation from your parents and a different adult to talk to for a moment. That may be enough of an opportunity.
They don’t need a strip search to see you have a spoon in your underwear with the scanners they use these days. They can tell what kind of genitals you have in your underwear and which way it’s tucked (at least they are technically capable of showing that, they might have pulled back from that due to the backlash about how much they could see). Spoon in the underwear is a specific signal to let authorities know someone is being trafficked and can apply to sex trafficking or kids being brought to countries where they can be married off into an arranged marriage. Not sure how it would work if the parents want to emigrate to Russia. Also not sure how thoroughly they block the arranged marriage thing if both parents are on board.
I’m reminded of Obama winning the 2012 election and a bunch of troll conservatives bombarding the “We The People” petition website with requests to secede from the country
Where can we help fund this relocation effort?
They made the same offer to men from Nepal…many relocated to Russia
So far 10 are dead and hundreds missing
So hundreds are dead
You never know, some may have safely defected to Ukraine.
This would be the most circuitous immigration route they could take to get to Europe… go to russia, head to front lines (and survive), surrender, become a POW, claim refugee status (and avoid being deported), land in a western country and start from scratch.
Sounds like a modern Don Quixote (though I imagine in their minds it’s more like The Odyssey).
I was thinking just because they realized if they didn’t defect, they’d be killed, not to get to Europe.
The great thing for Russia is that they know their target demographic will never see that news!
Its almost as if they are having a demographic crysis
One only needs to prove their worth through an indeterminate amount of non-optional military service time.
Ooh yeah send all of em over to Russia to align with their spiritual and moral values. Especially the ones who “I would’ve been locked out of the Marines during boot because I’d have punched the drill sergeant” types and see what happens when they get conscripted.
