When reading your list my mind went to ‘bad cellmate’ and I suddenly realized that if Trump were ever convicted, he would have a cell mate. Can you imagine the sheer horror at finding out you would be spending years locked in a cage with Trump?
Trump has been convicted, 34 times, actually. Will he go to prison is the question. If he does, I doubt he’d have a cellmate. He’ll probably be in a Four Seasons version of prison.
When reading your list my mind went to ‘bad cellmate’ and I suddenly realized that if Trump were ever convicted, he would have a cell mate. Can you imagine the sheer horror at finding out you would be spending years locked in a cage with Trump?
If Trump ever faces real prison time (at age 78+), he’ll flee to Russia or Saudi Arabia.
Oh, it wouldn’t be years. I’ll take the extra time in exchange for some peace and quiet.
Trump has been convicted, 34 times, actually. Will he go to prison is the question. If he does, I doubt he’d have a cellmate. He’ll probably be in a Four Seasons version of prison.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping and Minimum Security Prison ™
I’d purposely start some shit to try to get moved to solitary confinement.