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    2 months ago

    “Welcome to the Amazon game day brought to you by Apple. Tonight’s Toyota matchup between the Dallas Verizon Wireless and the Cleveland Krogers Grocery will be live from FedEx Field at Prudential Stadium as soon as 10,000 fans validate a purchase at Starbucks dot com. Until then, enjoy these messages from Nestle. We hope to be back with you soon from the Costco broadcast booth, where we love you.”

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      “Welcome to the Amazon game day brought to you by Apple. Tonight’s Toyota matchup between the Dallas Verizon Wireless and the Cleveland Krogers Grocery will be live from FedEx Field at Prudential Stadium as soon as 10,000 fans validate a purchase at Starbucks dot com. Until then, enjoy these messages from Nestle. We hope to be back with you soon from the Costco broadcast booth, where we love you.”

      This message brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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      I don’t know if Cincinnati should be mad that Cleveland stole their mega grocery chain as their team sponsor in this imaginary scenario