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minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·3 months agoImmigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
minus-squareRagingRobot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoThis one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoSir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
minus-squareDoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoWhy would you want to see where they live…? Nothing of human value is in there
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·3 months agoRead his comment. Then read the post’s title. Then read his comment again. Something of literally human value may be in his basement.
Immigrants are stealing and eating all the women who want to date me! This totally makes sense why I’m still single!!!???
This one is more believable because it’s harder to prove. They should have went with this story instead.
I see no flaw in that logic.
Sir, I’m gonna have to inspect your basement.
Why would you want to see where they live…? Nothing of human value is in there
Read his comment. Then read the post’s title. Then read his comment again.
Something of literally human value may be in his basement.
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