Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Using a single sheet towel.
B, A, using one whole side of the towel. Then fold it in half with the dry side out. Shoulders/begin C3, C4, C1, finish C3/C2, D2, D1, E1, E2, F, all with one side of the towel. Then flip it and use the dry outer side to do a quick pass in the same order.
I dry from head to toe. I use two towel, one just for my hair because I have long-ass hair and by the time I’m done drying it, the towel is usually pretty damp so I have another for my body.
https://xkcd.com/37/ oh wow, I need some mind-bleach now.
Thanks for the LOL kind stranger, it’s been a while since going over the comments felt worthwhile like this.
Dick, Butthole and feet last, everything else at random
Well, usually i take my underwear off first…
It seems more efficient to wash it while you shower, no?
When I see a comment I like or a comment that makes me smile or a comment that I perceive as advancing the conversation - even if it doesn’t match the other two requirements - I upvote.
It’s pretty rare that I see a comment that gets a physical or vocal reaction out of me. This is only the second one I can remember on lemmy. Your comment made me literally guffaw. My opinion isn’t anything special, but it’s all I have to offer and I want to make sure you know you had an impact on me. Thank you.
I’m glad I made such a short list 🙂 a bit of laughter is a good thing.
There’s dozens of us!
😂
Head to toe, my dudes. Any other way is objectively wrong.
A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I’m bald
Hair, beard, balls and ass.
I stopped drying the rest of my body since apparently I suffer from dry skin or something. Now I air dry.
I had dry hands to the point of skin breaking open and bleeding until I realised that properly drying them after washing hands improved things. I think the water evaporating drys the skin or something
From top down. I have a beard, and I use a hot brush to dry and straighten my beard so I don’t use a towel on my face.
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
Top to bottom. Water runs downhill.
I use the side of my hand to squegee it all down, then just have to towel off a little dampness. Learned that technique as a kid when I went to camp and only had a hand towel size for 2 weeks because of poor packing.
Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
The human car wash method
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.
