• Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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    9 months ago

    An ex once told me her mother wasn’t a fan because talking to me was like talking to a thesaurus.

    Yeah, well, Donna, your daughter decided to start fucking me because I was the only person who could consistently beat her at words with friends.

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      9 months ago

      I had a girlfriend try to make me speak differently because I embarrassed her by using big words in front of others. The company you keep eh?