If it’s unix,
sudo rm -rf /*the system without mercy! If it’s windows, nah, it will win.God.
You patch God out of TempleOS
If the game is Elder Scrolls, then I beat the OS by waving my Wabbajack and the Windows OS turns into Linux.
Love this Insert Credit type question
Bill Gates, communism.
William Gates retired, MicroShaft is now headed by Satya Nadella, who is apparently some fuckwit that’s out of touch with humanity.
i do know that, Bill wasn’t innocent either. I do like quite a bit of what he’s doing, but back in the day that was a ruthless motherfucker.
You are aware that communism ≠ capitalism ≠ dictatorship right?
People (often brainwashed US citizens) throw that communism word around as if it’s somehow bad.
That was a legitimate answer
There is literally written that :q to exit!
I typed :q and it just says :q on the bottom, all this advice and I’m still stuck in vim. My electricity bill has been high since 2022 because of this heavy editor with no x button
Wont work if you have unsaved edits or are in insert mode. Escape then :q! will.
Ooh, living life dangerously.
I would not like to have that as a finger habit!
and when typing :q with unsaved edits it literally also says “add ! to override”
True.
I tend to use ZZ it ZQ instead. Its been a while.
People who have never had the pleasure of experiencing vim might not realize that the colon is a part of the command and will start recording a macro instead.
If you read the clues, yes.
It would be General Failure reading the disc. I would fsck him up, and replace disc if necessary.
Yes, I know those may be different oses, but I was thinking multiplatform
The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit
UNIX: rename your NIC to something human readable
I dunno,
wlxaa392a001f7dhas a nice ring to it
Blue screen of death and you defeat it by installing linux.
Then how do you defeat the new bsod in the Linux kernel? It’s got a fancy QR code!!
(It’s “install bsd” isn’t it…)
That looks purple to me, clearly not a BSOD.
For real though, a QR code for a kernel panic? 🤦♂️
Seems dope, I mean, your computer don’t work and retyping text is lame
Where my freebsd homies at
Tsch, that’s the opening sequence.
“You have broken free! Now what do you want to do?”
Guru meditation
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I figured systemd is a 90s-JRPG boss with multiple phases taking over more and more of the screen.
You hold up a Slackware CD like some sort of vampires-and-faith-objects bit.
Seems relevant: https://youtu.be/nhv5uv6Na_A
That’s extremely relevant LMFAO! 👍
Grub Rescue
Same way you overcome any of life’s challenges: decide it’s impossible bullshit and move onto another game
I won’t lie, I’ve considered almost totally giving up modern technology, and going back to refurbishing wristwatches like I did in my teens.
Analog/Digital? Hardly matters, as long as I can get parts…
A friend of mine works in IT during the week.
On the weekend he works as barkeeper.
He keeps track of the tabs with a pencil on paper, adds them up with a mechanical calculator, and only accepts cash.
