I’m not really looking to hear from people who don’t think this way, with answers like “insecurity”, “toxic masculinity”, etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.
Follow-up questions:
- when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
- are you ever groggy in the morning?
- how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
- what are your true passions in life?
Who care how someone else uses the bathroom.
Your questions.
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no. That’s silly. If you are doing #2, you do both sitting.
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yes, but decades of practice mean I can stand and pee in nearly any mental state
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reasonably clean. I’ve good aim and we clean the floor regularly
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to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
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I just discovered the joys of sitting to pee this past year. I just never thought about it before, and only sat to pee if I had to poop too… though I can’t say I ever cared whether someone else sat or stood to pee
But I had two separate fainting spells while standing to pee after getting out of bed (orthostatic hypotension), and almost really hurt myself the second time. Now, I often sit to pee at home because it’s just more comfortable (and apparently safer). Live and learn I guess
my passion is jerking off constantly
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I don’t know who really makes fun of how other people pee, 12 year olds on the Internet?
Usually I stand, but if need to shit I sit or if it’s the middle of the night and I don’t want to turn on lights or sometimes I just feel like it.
I clean the mat in front of the toilet every week and clean the toilet every few weeks. I do spot wipes daily.
I’ve never had a conversation as an adult about how I use the bathroom. That’s decades. My bathroom stays clean though.
Because it’s cute how embarrassed they look!
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about it. I told her I was pro-choice
Just tell her you’re going to start making rules in the bathroom she has to follow.
Sitting to pee is normal, standing up is for public bathrooms and in nature.
I pee sitting down at home because I use a toilet SEAT. It is designed to be used sitting down. Put a urinal in your home if you’re too insecure to pee sitting down.
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when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
I tried this once when I was probably about two or three years old. It did not go well.
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Where do these questions even come from? Unless ts a challenge like peeing off a cliff, why would anyone care? Why would it even come up in conversation? Aside from one guy on Lemmy, who even brings it up?
I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.
Yeah, that’s hilarious!
There is definitely culturally element to it… In American bro culture sitting down to piss is a beta behaviour!
But you have appreciate that this is coming from people who can’t wipe their own asses proply and piss all over toilet seats, so there is that.
Bidets, man. Game changer for those new to them. It’s wild how many Americans smear poo and never have fully clean buttholes. In most cultures outside US it’s healthier and cleaner to sit within your own home. Better for your prostate, and less splashing, even if you 100% the toilet you still get splashing.
Public urinals I get it. Don’t touch anything mentality, just make sure you dab out so you don’t even leave a drop because that causes smells and bacteria. Which is much easier to dab while sitting.
There is an argument for standing to pee since it empties the urethra more completely compared to sitting to pee. This is mostly relevant for 40+ people since they are more likely to have any issues.
Simple trick to shit/sit and pee and still empty everything is to push on the area between dick and butthole.
Never heard this before…
As a sit pisser, I have no trouble pissing all my pee. That being said, I have heard that problems pissing while sitting is a sign of a swollen prostate and possible cancer. So my stand pissers should pop the occasional squat piss just to check their P-spot health.
I think this has long since debunked and it’s actually the other way. At the very least it’s inconclusive.
Oh shit, didn’t know that. Do you have the medical term for it so I can look it up?
When I was in medical school, I had to drop a deuce during a break between lectures. While I was in there, performing spectacularly, some other guy came into the restroom (situated just outside the lecture hall) and shouted “Is somebody takin’ a shit in here!?”
and I was just like, “…yeah, where else would I do it?”
But I feel like that guy who openly questioned why someone would shit in a bathroom, is exactly the same type of guy that would question someones masculinity over how they choose to take a piss.
And I suppose he’s a doctor now.
The single greatest take-away I got from medical school, is that some doctors can be incredibly stupid. They’ll examine you, then step out into the hall and google your symptoms. I wish I was being facetious.
We will make fun of how you hold a spoon. It doesn’t mean anything, were just giving each other shit.
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Wait, do you poop while standing up?
Don’t tell me you’re one of those scrubs who poops sitting down
I have made fun of another man for peeing sitting down, but in a manner comparable to making fun of an ugly outfit. The very hidden secret is I sit to pee sometimes too, and I have ugly clothes that I wear sometimes. To answer the other questions:
If I’m already sitting, I’d pee sitting, 100% of the time.
Yes, and that’s one reason I would sit to pee.
Not spotless, but it seems normal to me. If there’s pee visible anywhere, I wipe it with paper. My wife mops the floor more often than I do.
I don’t have a ready answer for this.
