Quite a few;
literally
- if one repeats this in 5 seconds in a conversation.
like
- not against saying like, but when is used in “describing” you will be judged.
obvi
- ugh, I just hate this.
legit
- When I hear legit, all I see is insecurities. DO YOUR RESEARCH, TRUST YOUR GUTS.
And yes, I’m millennial.
Ohh I see you’re missing out on the fun side of “legit” Because this is what I am thinking when somebody says “legit”
Also isn’t it some kind of skateboard term from the 90’s? “Broooo that 720 was legiiit 🤙”
“Like” is a critical one for me. As a non native speaker it’s just so tempting to use. Like in the above example. I would have 100% introduced that direct speech with Like
so you’re fine using ‘like’ as, like, a pause word, but not in similes?
You feel me?
not against saying like, but when is used in “describing” you will be judged.
Wait, so you just hate similes?
If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.
There’s a word for not being able to handle this: misophonia
It seems that for some people (myself included) it generates a primal urge.
There are people who have a genuine problem breathing fully through their nose though.
Take smaller bites.
I admire your commitment to this. I’m onboard. Fuck em, take smaller bites.
I agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.
Drag is never going to stop putting food that’s way too hot in drag’s mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.
Cool it off in your mouth before you chew then.
But it’s yummy tho :(
Or use cutlery properly.
Or guns.
People typing whatever is the latest fad, such as “rn’, " tbh”, etc.
fr?
For Real I believe
Nah, that’s just France.
smh r u fr rn?
Ya bb
Shh bb… is okay.
When speaking with close friends it does save an awful lot of time.
Ong
No-one has ever been able to tell me what they do with all that time that they saved with the abbreviations.
Exactly.
type more abbreviations, ofc
“Latest fad”
“Shorthand created during the time cell phones were becoming ubiquitous about 20yr ago”
Are you like, a greenland shark that has been alive since 1865 so your concept of time is on an entirely different scale than the rest of us making 20yr ago “the latest fad” as if it were 2 months for us?
Smh @ ur fud
Bad take. Been saying rn and tbh for years. Communicating isn’t a fad imo (see what I did there). By that logic, lol, lmao, etc are just fads too.
idgaf
judging other people
Using a DE, Neovim or systemd.
Fucking casuals.
Whether people read as a hobby or not. As it implies a type of interest into the world around them.
And as a lesser second, what they read.
Secretly, I’ll pass judgement on someone until I realize I know nothing about them and would be unhappy if someone judged me without knowing anything about me. Then I judge myself for being judgmental.
People who brag their infant child is so smart they can use YouTube to find and watch videos when in reality they’re shitty parents who got a 2-year old addicted YouTube that’s specifically designed to be navigable by kids.
Oh yeah, I’ll quickly shut that down when they wanna do that “kids these days with the technology” nonsense, usually as some excuse for why these older folks who’ve had 40+ years to figure out computers still can’t check their own email.
No, Timmy isn’t “so smart with technology” because he can consoom on a device designed for infinite low-friction consumption.
Being smarmy. I can’t stand people who are ready to manipulate anything out of people as they do it with their smarmy smirks.
If I told you, it wouldn’t be secret.
Why yes I am a clever little scamp!
There’s this dude at the gym who watches netflix on his phone between sets, taking 10+ minute breaks while people wait in line to use the machine.
I normally try to be charitable about these things. I have no idea if he has some type of fatigue issue or something along those lines justifying the long breaks, right?
But I need to actively push my thoughts in this direction, in some probably misguided attempt to cultivate kindness within my own life. Truth is there’s just something infuriating about watching a movie while sitting in the building’s only leg extension
That’s infuriating. Why couldn’t that guy just let someone else do their set while he does his breaks? Heck, if I were that dude, I would have made an arrangement with someone to alternate sets with.
Even if we assume the guy has a fatigue issue, that’s still no reason to hog the machine.
ATM Machine
I’m going to the store quick(ly) to buy some eggs.
Saying that they could care less when they mean they couldn’t care less.
Like, of course anyone can care less than they currently do.
I have a long list of people I would execute if I could get away with it. The transgressions that get you on the list are numerous and varied.
The speed of their windshield wipers.
Yes! It’s barely spitting outside, why are your windscreen wipers trying to break the sound barrier?
