Almost as good as Lichtman’s keys!
48% of kids are dumb
100% of kids are dumb. So far.
100% of kids are dumb, 48% of them have Republican parents.
I have a republican dad and am driven further left every day.
While I tend to agree, the only political news I got before I was 18 came from whatever news my parents had on the TV after dinner.
I trust dumb kids more than voting American adults
By 4% though. So nearly half the kids on the street you see want trump. That’s crazy.
Scarier than the current reality of some 50-ish% of voting adults wanting Trump?
Kids can’t do anything to me. But adults control the world right now.
Still, those kids can do something to you in the very near future. I’d still be worried. I was sure it would be like a 60/40 split at best. Yikes.
48% to Trump is embarrassing. This country is failing our children.
Unfortunately kids parrot the hate and political leanings of their parents until they grow older at least
Can confirm. Had a 16 year old work part time with me for a few weeks over the summer. Pretty cool kid, but yeah… Trump came up a couple times and both times he just repeated the bullshit that he’d heard from his parents. Sad shit.
This country is failing a lot of people. The only ones who really benefit are the rich.
Really shows where the problem lies. Indoctrination. Results not much different than the national poll.
it’s that easy. the children learn what we teach them. think of the world we could make if these kids got taught the right things. purge these conservative fucks already so we can save the world.
The worst part is knowing that they’re (most likely) just listening to the loudest voter in their household even if other opinions manage to exist in their family.
I only remembered my dad talking about Bush or scoffing at this or that “donkey” thing so I thought it was Bush and the elephants I was supposed to like. I know I would have voted as such in something like this because I didn’t know any better at 6-8 years old, although I’m not finding the kids’ age ranges in this mock election. Anyway, I still didn’t know any better in junior high, I remember voting for Bush again in a 7th grade social studies poll on the 2004 elections. I recall the teacher saying even the results amongst one class were usually a pretty accurate reflection of the actual election results, right down to the goob who voted for Nader.
It took me going to college in the purplest damn section of a pretty red state for me to come to terms with what I actually believed and felt about people and politics. Further education was definitely key, and intertwined with that, it opened me up to people. Just talking to people in an environment where you’re all on essentially the same operating level day to day is huge.
My dad kept doing his thing in the small town where everyone knew everyone and somehow managed to sleep with everyone, too. He turned into a Trumper. I did my thing and I admit, it took me a lot of those four years of working on projects and getting pissed about loans together but really just enjoying life with a modestly diverse, pretty tolerant student body (still a lot of white raised-as-protestant types) to undo the damage of a conservatively skewed and Catholic childhood. But I can tell you that by 2014 I was annoyed at myself for not caring about the 2012 election, this first time I could vote. And you can guess I most certainly never even considered supporting Trump or any of the terrible things he represents when he suddenly-to-me showed up.
Would it make any reasonable sense for my dad to go to college at his age? No, probably not. But how do we get people to “simply” live around and be exposed to more people with relatively little prejudice in social status?
Do we just … Idk where I’m going with this I got high but wait just a tick here did I just reason myself into communism fuckityshit
So, now we know why the conservatives are so hell-bent on defunding the education system In America…
It’s for votes!
It’s also why they’re opposed to lead pipe removal. They’ll never admit it, but lead poisoning is a major contributor to why people are stupid enough to vote for them.
What. The. Fuck.
Why does that even exist, why would we want kids involved in politics brought on by a kids show channel? And who the fuck cares about a kids political opinion??
Sure, teens at some point can already have really valid opinions, but I can’t imagine that any kid under 12 has anything political to say otger than parroting what they heard (sadly the case forany adults as well)
It’s been going on for 30 years, dude. Since Linda Ellerby.
Also if they are parroting what they heard it’s an interesting “poll” of what we can expect
Yeah, it is, it’s just that, why are we doing this?
And yet their polling numbers get the same results as for the adults.
Does that imply that most adults have a bad understanding of politics and vote by emotions?
Yeah…
This is why I don’t like mail in voting: People other than the voter can tell the person how to vote. It is just blatantly obvious in this case.
Well, at least we’re consistently awful
Watch this be correct and nickelodeon replaces Nate Silver as the new polling god.
🙏
Losing candidate gets slimed.
Trump would probably love it if the slime were yellow and less viscous
I’m sure Marc Summers would be willing to slime politicians.
Remember it’s beneficial for the media when it’s 50/50. Either by only promoting those stories or by skewing the numbers
When Harris wins she needs to weaponize the military against the children who chose Trump. It’s only fair.
Imagine the shitstorm if she would’ve said that instead of Trump.
Imagine the shit storm of she wasn’t completely on-the-ball at every second of the campaign.
Which leads me to think she could actually be a good president if she wins 😅🤞
Kids Choice Army!
Kony 2024?
So close? Sad.
48% of these kids frighten me.
Nah, it’s just kids parroting their parents views. I did the same thing as a child, and I’m about as far left as you can get as an adult.
The thing about this is, I was a kid in 1996 when Bill Clinton ran against Bob Dole.
Our whole elementary school had a big educational event about the election. Bob Dole and Bill Clinton both sent personalized videos to our schools, explaining what they stood for, and we had a mock election.
My grade overwhelmingly went for Bill Clinton. (I want to say, he had a very easy-to-understand platform regarding the importance of education, and the impact it would have on us, the future electorate. And Bob Dole was… Bob Dole.)
Did I mention I grew up in a very Roman Catholic, very hardcore Republican house? That I grew up in Oklahoma, a red state?
I wasn’t the only kid standing up to my parents over the results!
I guess what I’m saying is, if the children are aware, and still choosing Trump, we need to know why. Kids don’t have a problem voting against their parents, as long as they understand the issues. And if they don’t understand the role they play in their country, we should be extending further education.
I really think that we are failing our children. Our educational system is disgraceful.
And Nickelodeon is where Paw Patrol is, so higher than average right wing subscribers?
I hope anyway. I wonder what a Disney kids poll would end up as. Or a PBS Kids poll.
Well in that case, 48% still frightens me.
Don’t worry. It all comes down to the hands of like 100k voters in a few random swing states.
Some of us are trying our best in those random swing states
That’s all? I feel so much better now…
I actually expect Harris to win by a larger amount than any of the polls are showing. Regardless of polls, I think a lot of the Republicans are simply not going to go out and vote this election, while I think the potential Democrat voters have a strong urge. I’m betting a few unexpected seats will flip blue because of it as well.
Why? Trump has done nothing but polarize his base and many Republicans who would never actually vote for a Democrat, still won’t want to show up and face the aspect of voting for trump.
I think a lot of the Republicans are simply not going to go out and vote this election, while I think the potential Democrat voters have a strong urge
Don’t worry, republicans and their tankie allies are doing everything to make everyone think about the genocide in Israel, rather than how much worse the genocide in Israel could be under Trump.
Democrats might actually have a lower turnaround this time around.
Still not getting any less frightened
Did anyone ask for comment from the NVP Mitch Trubisky?
And the Dan Schneider feet award goes to…
Parents voting or telling the kids how to vote.
Young boys have a hard time seeing sexism or arrogance as bad qualities.
I was an only child raised by a single mother, so I guess I have a relatively unique perspective. However, I’m pretty sure I knew both of those things were negative character traits from as early as I can remember.
The thing is the culture war has seeped into everything and these boys aren’t paying that close attention to politics, for them, it’s team Boys vs. team Girls
What kind of f-ed up kid votes for Trump?
The kind whose parents watch media that demonizes the Democrats.
The kind who never knew the world before he got into politics, and the kind who think the things he says are funny memes and want to sow chaos in a poll that doesn’t have any real weight. If they had to be serious, more of them probably would be, but it’s not unusual for kids to goof off and be chaotic when they know their voice doesn’t have direct influence on anything that matters.
The people who voted for him in 2016 are raising kids. Once might even call it grooming but that’s a silly word.
This is 90% just a proxy for how their parents will vote.
Its only a very small portion of kids that age who are going to have substantially different views than their parents (not that they don’t exist!)
