Man, the Onion really is a national treasure.

Are we being punk’d?

Ahh, there’s still good in the world.

I need an explanation of Infowars. I’m guessing it’s something that really needs made fun of.

After some pretty grim shit for weeks on end this is some decent uplifting news.

Through it all, InfoWars has shown an unswerving commitment to manufacturing anger and radicalizing the most vulnerable members of society—values that resonate deeply with all of us at Global Tetrahedron.

I was hoping for Cards Against Humanity to do it, but this is just as good.

As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can extend even one CEO’s life by 10 minutes, diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWarswarehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar–sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal.

I initially thought this was going to be an onion article, but here we are. Class.

Oh this is great. I can’t wait to see how it turns out. I truly hope there are some confused idiots when it switches over, although they’ll probably believe everything and not recognize that it’s satire.

I had hope that the onion would buy infowars and just post all factual news about the presidents antics on info wars and keep the onion satire. But then I realized that would be too good.🤞🏼

Red Alert!

Poe’s Law is gonna hit hard.

At least their fables are obvious

This is the most patriotic thing I’ve heard in quite some time!